Month: May 2009

A Little Bit About Nice Guys

You know ladies, despite what you may think, it isn’t the easiest thing being a guy.  Or rather, not a nice one.  It is much easier being an ass, sleeping around, making a name for yourself with the boys.  The fucked up thing is that this is the type of guy that all the girls want.  Or at least, it appears this way.  I have no idea why, but they never seem to learn.  Maybe it has something to do with their insecurities and blah blah blah and whatnot, but I can say with 93.4% certainty that us nice...

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A Little Something About Blogger’s Block

For anyone that has ever attempted to maintain a blog, you will know how much this sucks. My blog is still very new, and in the couple of months that it’s been alive, I’ve been stationary a few times already. And if you have never experienced this, you’re either lying to yourself or are truly gifted in the art of talking shit to anyone that will listen. This is not to be confused with writer’s block. Writing is easy.  With blogging, you have to be really good, else your hit count will drop, and once it’s down and out,...

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A Little Bit About Beautiful Women

Women are beautiful.  It really is that simple. Whether you are male or female, we all know this. Personally, it’s not the body that first attracts me.  Well, not directly in any case. Some women don’t realise how beautiful they are. They see what most people expect them and tell them too. “Does my bum look big in this?” Perhaps, but when last did you look in the mirror and see how enchanting your eyes are? Unfortunately, in this day and age, most people are out and about looking for that stunner, and being honest, we all want that stunner, but the sooner that people realise that their perfect person in their head doesn’t actually exist, the better.  I am at a point where I’ve got a girl that keeps suggesting that I come over for a drink.  I say suggesting when really it was, “do you want to come over and bend me over the bath?” The only reason I haven’t? Because I too can be shallow.  I am not normally in this frame of mind, but for certain personal reasons, as you have read before, I am on a sabbatical. =) I am an all out a breast guy.  I love everything about them.  But, to put all myths aside, size really doesn’t matter.  Bigger is not necessarily better.  “Size isn’t important if the curve is beautiful”....

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A Little Bit About Cricket In South Africa

Cricket is alive and well in South Africa. The opening day of the IPL tournament has just ended in sepctacular fashion, South Africa and Australia have just finsihed a long 4 months of playing each other with South Africa heading the ODI rankings, and Australia leading in the Tests, and last week, the inaugural day of special GeekCricket took place. There was, of course, a good finish in the local SuperSport and MTN series’ and The Cobra’s winning the Pro20 to go into the champions league tournament that will contain the best teams from around the world. It’s about time cricket sides got to play each other at a club level around the world. The IPL is said to be bringing R1 Billion into South Africa, in one way or another. Two games were completed on the opening day here in Cape Town. I honestly didn’t think it would go ahead with the rain that greeted us on Saturday morning, but they gave it time and bowled the first ball on time. Lalith Modi said in his opening ceremony speech that this was an incredible task to get this up and running in less than four weeks, but if you saw the opening ceremony, you can understand it, with the amount of money they threw into it. Snow Patrol were in town after Coke Zero Fest, and so they...

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